Vedvagcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced mink.

Vedvagcun created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedvagcun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedvagcun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vedvagcun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vedvagcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing gray shorts and balancing three nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.