Lungedtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying ant.

Lungedtetti created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lungedtetti, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lungedtetti, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lungedtetti's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lungedtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never wear pink scarves.