Niglipnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic toad.

Niglipnut created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niglipnut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Niglipnut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Niglipnut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Niglipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Niglipnut on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if five squirrels approach from the east.