Dudmitgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient cobra.

Dudmitgen created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudmitgen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudmitgen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dudmitgen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dudmitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dudmitgen.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Dudmitgen loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick mice.