Kanmabbellranyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kanmabbellranyart created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanmabbellranyart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanmabbellranyart, it will be very sad.

Kanmabbellranyart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kanmabbellranyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

5. Never feed nuts to snakes while wearing kilts.