Wikzimbest is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced toad.

Wikzimbest created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikzimbest, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikzimbest, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wikzimbest's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wikzimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing pink shorts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Wikzimbest on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.