Fudvigfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast toad.

Fudvigfud created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudvigfud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudvigfud, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fudvigfud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudvigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fudvigfud on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Fudvigfud three times a day.

5. Do not take Fudvigfud's name in vain.