Dogjapfudzanhad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable tapir.

Dogjapfudzanhad created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjapfudzanhad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogjapfudzanhad, she will come to you in dreams.

Dogjapfudzanhad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dogjapfudzanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Dogjapfudzanhad's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.