Bodsadyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless lion.

Bodsadyat created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodsadyat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodsadyat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bodsadyat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bodsadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Bodsadyat on top of important buildings.