Mobzigdavdad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing rat.

Mobzigdavdad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobzigdavdad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobzigdavdad, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobzigdavdad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mobzigdavdad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing brown corsets and balancing nine lead spheres on your back.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Mobzigdavdad's name in vain.