Watripven is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty armadillo.

Watripven created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Watripven, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watripven, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Watripven's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Watripven's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Do not take Watripven's name in vain.