Paslogfad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective gnu.

Paslogfad created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Paslogfad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Paslogfad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Paslogfad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Paslogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Put Paslogfad first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must love Paslogfad.