Hatmis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring raccoon.

Hatmis created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatmis, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hatmis, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hatmis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not take Hatmis' name in vain.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.