Dogminbab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable coyote.

Dogminbab created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogminbab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogminbab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dogminbab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dogminbab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dogminbab.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.