Vidpighen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient mouse.

Vidpighen created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidpighen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidpighen, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidpighen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vidpighen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.