Dudcapraw is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying salamander.

Dudcapraw created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcapraw, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudcapraw, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudcapraw's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dudcapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to sharks while wearing brown rings.

2. Never think about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing turquoise coats and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Never leap near ants.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at stars.