Flowdundum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful weasel.

Flowdundum created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Flowdundum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flowdundum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flowdundum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flowdundum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flowdundum.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.