Fotmanwod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient hedgehog.

Fotmanwod created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fotmanwod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotmanwod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fotmanwod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fotmanwod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.