Hudpitlin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous mole.

Hudpitlin created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpitlin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudpitlin, he will turn you into a duck.

Hudpitlin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hudpitlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always obey Hudpitlin's priests.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.