Bifhigdut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic troll.

Bifhigdut created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhigdut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bifhigdut, it will come to you in dreams.

Bifhigdut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bifhigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Run away if six squirrels approach from the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.