Fobdimraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered badger.

Fobdimraw created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Fobdimraw, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobdimraw, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fobdimraw's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fobdimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never wear pink kilts.