Hugjanloop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hugjanloop created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hugjanloop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugjanloop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hugjanloop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hugjanloop's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not covet oxen.