Fetkendot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable lobster.

Fetkendot created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetkendot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fetkendot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fetkendot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fetkendot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never leap in holy places.