Mutflabbet Arnfosstip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring squid.

Mutflabbet Arnfosstip created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Mutflabbet Arnfosstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutflabbet Arnfosstip, it will destroy your home planet.

Mutflabbet Arnfosstip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mutflabbet Arnfosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Mutflabbet Arnfosstip.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.