Larndidjad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, weak bird.

Larndidjad created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larndidjad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larndidjad, he will cry a lot.

Larndidjad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Larndidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Larndidjad loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not kill foxes.