Hengatnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair goblin.

Hengatnarl created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengatnarl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hengatnarl, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hengatnarl's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hengatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hengatnarl.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear corsets.