Gamhen Beglamxin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective dryad.

Gamhen Beglamxin created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhen Beglamxin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamhen Beglamxin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gamhen Beglamxin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gamhen Beglamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. You must never eat coconuts.