Cipmitmat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful troll.

Cipmitmat created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipmitmat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipmitmat, she will be very unhappy.

Cipmitmat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cipmitmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cipmitmat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sit near horses.