Libfatfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical deer.

Libfatfum created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfatfum, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Libfatfum, she will not care at all.

Libfatfum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Libfatfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Retreat if nine snails approach from the north.