Gupcepdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish mouse.

Gupcepdad created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcepdad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupcepdad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gupcepdad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gupcepdad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.