Bidarffumhim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable parrot.

Bidarffumhim created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidarffumhim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidarffumhim, she will remove you from existence.

Bidarffumhim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bidarffumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always obey Bidarffumhim's priests.

5. Do not speak about corn.