Gambugbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate faun.

Gambugbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gambugbaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gambugbaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gambugbaf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gambugbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Never chant near monkeys.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Gambugbaf six times a day.