Flandimyar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome yak.

Flandimyar created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flandimyar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flandimyar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flandimyar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flandimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing white trousers.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never paint your back pink.