Libjadwit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful crab.

Libjadwit created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Libjadwit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libjadwit, he will turn you into a rock.

Libjadwit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Libjadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Worship no other gods but Libjadwit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.