Nabgessquag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish naga.

Nabgessquag created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgessquag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabgessquag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nabgessquag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nabgessquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabgessquag.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.