Nabbuszed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish spider.

Nabbuszed created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabbuszed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nabbuszed, he will turn you into a mole.

Nabbuszed's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nabbuszed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of turnips to snails while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Learn three new languages a year.