Tarflisjab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage dingo.

Tarflisjab created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarflisjab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarflisjab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tarflisjab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tarflisjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never bounce in the presence of rats.