Gessgar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless bee.

Gessgar created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessgar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gessgar, it will make you grow a tail.

Gessgar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gessgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Gessgar on top of important buildings.