Dadlidvid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, bad-tempered crab.

Dadlidvid created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadlidvid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadlidvid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dadlidvid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dadlidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Dadlidvid must be the most important thing in your life.