Nullpidhon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless dog.

Nullpidhon created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullpidhon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nullpidhon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nullpidhon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nullpidhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.