Litkenbessfod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless finch.

Litkenbessfod created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litkenbessfod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litkenbessfod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Litkenbessfod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Litkenbessfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Litkenbessfod on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Litkenbessfod.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.