Foddidnadlin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage deer.

Foddidnadlin created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddidnadlin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Foddidnadlin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Foddidnadlin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Foddidnadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Hide if seven great tits approach from the north.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Foddidnadlin on top of important buildings.