Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy butterfly.

Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mobgepbassquafwiglancubhak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.