Hengud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured rhinoceros.

Hengud created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Hengud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hengud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hengud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hengud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about special relativity near hamsters while wearing red corsets and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.

5. Never eat beans.