Mutsishit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak dove.

Mutsishit created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutsishit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutsishit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mutsishit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mutsishit's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Put Mutsishit first in all things.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Mutsishit in the centre of the settlement.