Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody elephant.

Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zodzodbif Dodgedlip Cabrawciss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help cats in need.