Cumfobwab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty gnu.

Cumfobwab created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumfobwab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cumfobwab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cumfobwab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cumfobwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help mites in need.