Nutbon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust owl.

Nutbon created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutbon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutbon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Nutbon's name in vain.