Witdumfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent crane.

Witdumfly created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Witdumfly, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Witdumfly, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Witdumfly's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Witdumfly's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never feed cucumbers to whales while wearing coats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.