Witdumfly is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent
crane.
Witdumfly created Europe seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Witdumfly, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Witdumfly, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Witdumfly's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Witdumfly's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never hurt snakes.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Never feed cucumbers to whales while wearing coats.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.