Jandanlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless mongoose.

Jandanlag created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandanlag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jandanlag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jandanlag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jandanlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if five manatees approach from the south.

4. Run away from mauve mites, for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.